What’s Up Fresh!!!

This is one of your most loyal readers Pre-Pre, and I just thought I’d drop of some classic side eye action. This is Madonna and Sean Penn back in ‘86 when they were newly weds. It looks here like Sean is giving the Material Girl that “Hold up! I married “you”!? Oh hell naw!” side eye. They divorced just 3 years later.

- - Pre-Pre

Hi Fresh, love your site! My favorite thing is the side-eye fever. You have the
best captions. Just wanted to contribute to it.

- - Gabby

Fresh,

The “Trick You Are Not Relevant” Side-Eye a.k.a The “Girl, You Only Funky as Your Last Cut” Side-Eye

I was surfing the net and I came across this pic. Look how Senorita Lopez in the back is sweating Sonja’s lil girl. She’s looking like, “I hope you didn’t drive here Moesha.”

I’m loving how both Brandy and Monica are staging the paparazzi shots. Maybe they should flash some tittay balls so they can land a coveted spot on TMZ or US Weekly. That’s a good look!!

Anyway, I enjoy the site. Many blessings, keep up the good work!

- - Wayne

Hey Fresh,

Just look at this pic, the look of the guy in the back is PRICELESS. Total fan of your blog (even in France, yeaah), just keep it up!!

- - Joelle

Big girl side eye aka big girl devil stare!

Now, I’m all for Team Chunk, but Big Red’s been consuming too many Double Whoppers as of late. Not that it matters, but I blame Burger King because she should NOT have been able to have it her way.

But I digress.

Big Red is giving homegirl, homeboy, or the invisible carrot cake in the background a MEAN side-eye. It breaks my heart inside. You know what, now that I think about it, she’s probably upset with homeboy’s golden leaves. She’s wishing he’d discard them while I’m wishing he’d just take a seat. SMH

Why must this grown man cry?

Sincerely,
Nick

Hello Fresh!!!

Just wanted to give you a shout out from Heidelberg Germany and let you know your blog is the bomb (do people still say that in America) LOL!!! ANYHOO this is the most keen side-eye I have seen in a moment the chinese girl looks like a toddler !!!

Keep up the good work I had so many people looking at your webpage at work in the government facility your site got banned by the IT department but it is all good we can still check you when we get home.

ICH Liebe dich crunk and disorderly
Mädchen Sie sind so verrückt!!!!!

- - Lexdiamonz

Shouts out to Lauren for finding this joint Find out more about this too!  More info on this Olympic side-eye after the jump!

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Hi Fresh,

I have a picture of my sister who visits your site faithfully. She was at work (tipsy) and took a picture with the bartender. The side eye he is giving her is lethal. They work in the Bronx and he is always wondering about fake hair and I think he just realized hers is a weave. Lol Enjoy!

- - Queen Jones

Dear Crunk and Disorderly,

I found this picture on a blog about the Olympic outfits, but I couldn’t get enough of this side-eye action going on here with Dwayne Wade. (I think? I don’t follow basketball, but I think that’s him.) I thought you mind find it useful! Viva le side-eye!

Cheers,
Sydney

Hey Fresh,

I came across this pic while looking for new pics of MJ, and his new face. I counted 3 full S/E offenses in this one. Check out Jesse’s (and the chick behind him) full side-face at Rev. This is straight up “You really gon’ sit up here and pretend you dont see this shit” side-eye. But the cherry on the fuckery pie, is that Rev is giving “Naw, this ni**a aint with me!!!” side eye!!!

Jesus, wash my soul of this sin!

Well, hope you enjoy it!

- - Q

She has on sunglasses, but I still think this sort of qualifies.
- - Javon